WAR!
Jag och Paul bara bråkar och bråkar, men gu' så kul det e! :)
Min käre syster sa nånting om att vi inte e kloka, jag förstår inte va hon menar. Det kanske e lite knepigt att hänga med ibland, men jag tänkte att jag lika gärna kan lägga upp sånt här utifall att det e nån där hemma som har lite tråkigt nån dag.
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Andrea-
*slaps paul*
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Paul-
why the violence this early?
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Andrea-
Felt like it :) Don't wanna start a new pattern of any kind do we?
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Paul-
Nah I suppose you right *sticks Andrea in a barrel and pushes her off the Niagara Falls*
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Andrea-
*ties pauls shoelaces to the barrel before she drops, making sure he falls with me*
Bet you wish you were in a barrel now :)
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Paul-
Not really, I haven't got shoelaces *laughs as andrea has just tied her shoelaces to the outside of the barrel*
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Andrea-
I haven't got shoelaces either..
O.o
Who's this person who's shoes I've tied to my barrel? Tell him to get his own f'kn barrel!!
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Paul-
I think we just killed a tourist quick run!
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Andrea-
*trips Paul over so he stumbles and gets his foot stuck in a stormdrain for the cops to deal with*
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Paul-
*points out to the cops that it was Andrea who tied the shoe laces and tell them she an extremely angry short person who's got a gun*
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Andrea-
*shows the coppers the email that paul sent where he put me in the barrel to start with, and then shoots paul in the foot since I'm an extremely angry short person with a gun*
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Det e sånt här som får dagarna att gå lite fortare. Jag tror att min käre far skulle få krupp om han läste det har. Bäst att jag skickar en länk till honom! :) Vi har bråkat lite till oxå, här e nästa bråk.
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Paul-
*spits dummy out at back of Andrea's head*
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Andrea-
*eats the last cake*
Ave it! >.<
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Paul-
*hits andrea with the rattle*
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Andrea-
*chucks paul out of the pram*
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Paul-
*sticks andrea in a tumble dryer so she's all fluffy like a teddy bear puts a bow tie on her then throws her for the dogs to play with*
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Andrea-
*stabs Paul with a pencil to make him into a squeaky toy so the dogs play with him instead*
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Paul-
*pours tripe over Andrea so the dogs leave me alone*
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Andrea-
*giggles as paul hops away, squeaking*
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Paul-
*flicks andrea in the head*
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Andrea-
*throws a crowbar at paul*
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Paul-
*runs Andrea over with a crane*
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Andrea-
*whacks paul in the head with a tractor*
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Paul-
*puts Andrea in a combine harvester*
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Andrea-
*gets divided into thousands of little mini-andrea's who all attack paul with their razor sharp teeth*
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