Graviditetskoj, på engelska (sorry..)

Question: I'm two months pregnant. When will the baby move?
Answer: If you're lucky, it'll be just after he finishes college.

Question: Is it ok to have children after 35?
Answer: No! 35 children is plenty.


Question: As my pregnancy progesses, more and more people smile at me. Why?
Answer: Because you're fatter than they are.


Question: I learnt in the pre-natal classes that it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is this correct?
Answer: Yes, in the same way that you might describe a tornado as an air current.

 

Question: I want to know the sex of my baby. What is the most reliable way of finding out?
Answer: Childbirth.

 

Question: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
Answer: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

Question: How long is the average time for labor?
Answer: Whatever the mother says, divided by two.

 

Question: After my baby is born, is there anything I should seek to avoid?
Answer: Yes -- pregnancy.

 


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Postat av: Ally

Hahaha, skön ;)


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